Jeff and Joelle’s Day o’ Fun in the Park
I casually lurk the internet on my phone, he casually lurks my butt with his phone.
If you touch my hair without asking there is a 100% chance I am screaming internally.
Obvi this is a thing that’s happening.
Throwing shade at the ever growing trend of extremely mediocre women thinking oh my god I’m so weird lol despite the fact that they’re painfully standard.
When I first met my boyfriend, I wanted to tell him he looked like Christian Bale à la ‘America Psycho’ but I thought that seemed rude I guess because his character in the film is a murderer and I don’t know. But then he made reference to Christian Bale as Batman so I blurted out in excitement, “Oh my god, I was just thinking you look like Christian Bale!”
I know how to talk to boys.
Weird things are happening.
Looking at ‘nokcupid’ hashtags on, oh just about anywhere, makes me never want to be single again.