February 2012
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Anonymous asked: *you'd (or "you had") better use correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar
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What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?: I married a Nice Man,... →
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve…
Ugh, I'm so glad we're not friends anymore.
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nyxe:
Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything for Love
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more like Goodwon't
Today, whilst leaving my local Goodwill, a family approached the front doors as I was walking out. Naturally, I held the door open for them. The mother proceeded to use the door I wasn’t holding open and the father, who was carrying a car seat with a baby in it and a diaper bag, used the door I held open. An older woman with them thanked me with a smile and I turned around to say your...
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ohitsannemarie:
Angel of Mine | Monica
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“I bet you’d be rock star birther. You’d look great while doing it,...”
– my friend Morgan on the topic of labor
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I'll be so happy when I no longer live in a small...
I cannot stand living in this town during football and basketball season. It’s like the whole town revolves around this shit. Like I’m living in my own version of Friday Night Lights.
I can’t find a parking spot downtown or even on my own street. The neighbors are screaming at their TV. Drunk idiots will fill the street immediately after the game in their fucking KU apparel....
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callumreuben:
The Boy is Mine | Brandy feat....
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Curious as to why you troll my ask box when we...
Unless you’re attempting to apologize.
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list of things to shut the fuck up about:
1) Money. Talking about money is tacky as fuck. Even more tacky is whipping out the money in your wallet and counting it in front of people. I don’t care if you are poor or rich, just shut up about it. I don’t care to hear the exact amount of money you’re getting back on your taxes. Good for you. I don’t care to hear about how you can’t afford a meal at Olive Garden....
“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more...”
– (via littlelightx)
My last living grandparent died today.
My father’s mother passed away early this morning. She was 91 years old. Her name was Florence ans she spoke fluent Polish and made the best cheesecake ever. I was fortunate enough to really get to know her before she had her stroke when she moved in with my father to take care of him. I remember the day she explained to me what a sit bath was and how mortified I was when she used the word...
January 2012
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slowyourspeed:
Monica - Don’t Take It...
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Trying to repair a broken relationship, whether it’s romantic or platonic, is so fucking exhausting. It’s an uphill battle where I feel like we take one step forward and three steps back. I often question why after a year of doing this to myself, I continue down this path.
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pretty convinced my neighbor killed his girlfriend
She went on a ‘trip to Chicago’ last weekend and I have yet to see or hear her since then. I live in an old house turned into apartments where you can’t fart without the neighbor hearing you so there’s no doubt I would have at least heard her voice through the floor or something.
Then, a couple days ago there was this awful smell like rotting ass. I accused my dog, Roxy,...
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things bitches love: (part 2)
- yoga pants
- Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn
- Ryan Gosling
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Anonymous asked: You need to start posting more because you are very entertaining and a great writer!
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Good lord. I hope you’re not really checking my blog every other day like Analytics tells me you are because I’m boring as fuck and never really post anymore. I’m unsure what you’re looking for but, if it’s what I think you are than the answer is this; I still don’t care about you and your busted ass fiance.
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I pretty much try my damnedest on a daily basis to disassociate myself from nearly everything from my past.
I know I can’t run from it but I can sure as hell ignore and deny the fuck out of it.
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So, I used to write reviews for episodes of Rock of Love and that was awesome and I think I should get back to things like that but I don’t know what show to review. I thought about writing about The Bachelor but then I’d have to actually sit down and watch that shit show.
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yearoftheyeti:
The Motto (ft. Lil Wayne)//Drake
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letskillkaler:
magnificentruin:
New Order Age...
December 2011
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it's so nice to have a supportive and...
Me: Things I'm going to do in 2012: stab my neighbor.
Ben: Things I'm going to do in 2012: bail you outta jail.
I know I’ve said this before but I’m highly considering starting a What I Wore Today blog. Ben got me a really great camera for Christmas (that I have yet to use) and I thought it would be a really great hobby since the ones I have now include Netflix watching and cookie eating.
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I get really annoyed when girls confuse tights and...
They’re actually not the same things. You’re a girl, are you new?
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After nearly 14 months of dating, my boyfriend...
Which I know sounds like we’re in the 10th grade but I assure you we are pushing 30.
When I first started dating Ben, I was really anti dating in general so I didn’t want him staying at my house. I felt really weird at the thought of someone new sleeping in bed. For the longest time I wouldn’t even let him into my room. On our first date, we both got too drunk to drive so his...
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“people always get laptops, kindles, new phones, ipod, ipads, and xbox 360s.. i...”
– my 16 year old niece’s Facebook status (I couldn’t be more proud!)
I was just thinking...
I’ve had a boyfriend (or some variation of one) every Christmas for the last 10 years. I must really like presents…