January 2012
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Trying to repair a broken relationship, whether it’s romantic or platonic, is so fucking exhausting. It’s an uphill battle where I feel like we take one step forward and three steps back. I often question why after a year of doing this to myself, I continue down this path.
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pretty convinced my neighbor killed his girlfriend
She went on a ‘trip to Chicago’ last weekend and I have yet to see or hear her since then. I live in an old house turned into apartments where you can’t fart without the neighbor hearing you so there’s no doubt I would have at least heard her voice through the floor or something.
Then, a couple days ago there was this awful smell like rotting ass. I accused my dog, Roxy,...
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things bitches love: (part 2)
- yoga pants
- Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn
- Ryan Gosling
part 1
Anonymous asked: You need to start posting more because you are very entertaining and a great writer!
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Good lord. I hope you’re not really checking my blog every other day like Analytics tells me you are because I’m boring as fuck and never really post anymore. I’m unsure what you’re looking for but, if it’s what I think you are than the answer is this; I still don’t care about you and your busted ass fiance.
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I pretty much try my damnedest on a daily basis to disassociate myself from nearly everything from my past.
I know I can’t run from it but I can sure as hell ignore and deny the fuck out of it.
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So, I used to write reviews for episodes of Rock of Love and that was awesome and I think I should get back to things like that but I don’t know what show to review. I thought about writing about The Bachelor but then I’d have to actually sit down and watch that shit show.
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yearoftheyeti:
The Motto (ft. Lil Wayne)//Drake
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letskillkaler:
magnificentruin:
New Order Age...
December 2011
32 posts
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it's so nice to have a supportive and...
Me: Things I'm going to do in 2012: stab my neighbor.
Ben: Things I'm going to do in 2012: bail you outta jail.
I know I’ve said this before but I’m highly considering starting a What I Wore Today blog. Ben got me a really great camera for Christmas (that I have yet to use) and I thought it would be a really great hobby since the ones I have now include Netflix watching and cookie eating.
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I get really annoyed when girls confuse tights and...
They’re actually not the same things. You’re a girl, are you new?
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After nearly 14 months of dating, my boyfriend...
Which I know sounds like we’re in the 10th grade but I assure you we are pushing 30.
When I first started dating Ben, I was really anti dating in general so I didn’t want him staying at my house. I felt really weird at the thought of someone new sleeping in bed. For the longest time I wouldn’t even let him into my room. On our first date, we both got too drunk to drive so his...
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“people always get laptops, kindles, new phones, ipod, ipads, and xbox 360s.. i...”
– my 16 year old niece’s Facebook status (I couldn’t be more proud!)
I was just thinking...
I’ve had a boyfriend (or some variation of one) every Christmas for the last 10 years. I must really like presents…
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“Women shouldn’t talk anyway because their mouths should be full of dicks. Am I...”
– (via borntodie)
What the what? This is my quote from this blog post. Source a girl!
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River love: Everyone needs to read this →
riverlovearts:
DEAR SUGAR, The Rumpus Advice Column #64: Tiny Beautiful Things
Dear Sugar,
I read your column religiously. I’m 22. From what I can tell by your writing, you’re in your early 40s. My question is short and sweet: what would you tell your 20-something self if you could talk to her now?
…
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Dear Camille,
Now that you’re no longer my superior or working for the same company as I am I can tell you what an awful, backstabbing, weak bitch you are and that the only thing relevant and cool about you is your husband. How sad.
sincerely,
Joelle
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Someone from high school just friended me on...
Why wouldn’t there be one of him dressed as Tiger Woods for Halloween complete with black-face?
So, naturally, I called him out on it and his defense was that it’s not racist to impersonate someone and it’s really no different than wearing a Tiger Woods’ mask. I told him that it was in fact racist and it always will be and his failure to see that just shows his level of...
Study shows that people can't tell the difference... →
silverqueen:
MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING
Apparently men’s magazines use the same language when talking about women that rapists do.
No wonder rapists always think of themselves as normal.
Despite playing my music even louder than my neighbor and repeatedly banging on the floor/his ceiling and yelling at him, he continues to play his music really loudly (and the bass even louder) at night when I’m trying to go to bed. My next step is leaving this note on his door:
“Dear Neighbor,
My bedroom is right above your dance club/spare bedroom. Sometimes I do stuff like study...
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Welp, I had my first client ever today.
It’s my first day on the salon floor and a lady wanted to trim her extremely long and pretty hair, along with her bangs. Granted, it took me far longer than it was supposed to but she still loved it and I got a 100%. I couldn’t have asked for a better first client. She was really nice and talkative and luckily I used to work with her years ago so I had a nice ice-breaker. You probably...
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