November 2006
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this is about no one in particular...
a) Please don’t say things like, “… I hope we can get along one day” and then try to hump my recently ‘exed’ boyfriend. It’s tacky.
b) You are as good as the company you keep. And you tend to keep bad company. Is there no loyalty anymore? c) Saying disparaging remarks about women doesn’t make you edgy or funny. It makes you an asshole. d) When...
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things I currently dislike:
1. Waiting. I have absolutely no patience. So, hurry.
2. Text messages. Why don’t you just call me? You’re wasting 10 cents and my time. Quit. 3. Mysterious numbers calling me and not leaving a message. That’s annoying. Please stop. 4. People who put their profiles on private. Do you have any idea how dumb that is? If you don’t have the balls to say something or be made fun...
I’m not going to lie…I got sloppy drunk last night and hit rock bottom. I figure once you’ve hit rock bottom there’s no place to go but up.
But don’t think I cried in the corner over anyone. In fact, I had a really great night. I really needed this so I can move on and figure some things out. I’m really thankful that I have certain people in my life (and...
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There are certain things that are important to me in relationships and friendship. Some would say that the qualities that I look for in a mate are ridiculous. I don’t think so. I just want someone that is funny and fun. Because when it comes down to it that’s all we have. Most people do the same damn thing everyday and I wanna make sure that, when I’m doing the everyday things, I...
Her: Is it bad that I'm totally stalking his girl over myspace? And I actually think I'd like her if we met. But I'm still hotter.
Me: Just as bad as you know who and I having way too much in common and maybe, MAYBE, under different circumstances I might tolerate her? Oh, and yes you are hotter.
Her: Have you seen her?
Me: I don't need to see her.
Her: Thanks for that, I think. She's not ugly, but her smile is odd and her face really isn't proportionate. But then, her boyfriend's got bejankity teeth.
Me: Yeah, I'm looking at her pic. I wouldn't bone her.
Her: Me neither. Are you just saying that cause you're my friend?
Me: No. She looks like she giggles a lot. I don't like giggly girls.
Her: I can see that. Whoa... I was watching her slideshow... glad I broke up with him, he looks totally sleazy.
Me: It's because he is totally sleazy.
Her: That's true... but still, he does not look good.
Me: Um...I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but he never actually looked good. Sorry.
Her: Ha. No, he looks worse now.
Me: It's to be expected.
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I hate it when you interview for a job and they tell that you need to take out your piercings. I understand that the old folks feel uncomfortable with metal in ones face but this is 2006. Forty year old women have eyebrow and belly button piercings for fucksakes. If I had a gnarly tooth or disgusting hairy mole on my face would you make me remove it? I’d say that’s more disturbing...