December 2008
9 posts
I really don’t have the emotional capacity to deal with anything these days. See, earlier this year, someone buried me so deep and I fucking choked on all the dirt and died. I climbed my zombie ass out of my grave and attempted to rejoin the living world. Unfortunately, the vultures just picked at my rotting flesh so I was forced to go back into my grave.
Every once in awhile, I try to...
rabbit season
I’m like the rabbit that’s been hiding underground who peeks it’s little head out of it’s hole to see what’s going on. I look around, realize there’s nothing good out there and goes back underground.
Seriously, I’m gonna stay underground. There’s fucking hunters out there that wanna shoot my goddamn head off.
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things I don't understand:
1) Why everyone thinks ‘Elf’ is such a great movie and why they need to play it 49859034850 times on USA.
2) Why landlords are so anti-dog but allow children to live in the building.
3) Why people don’t flush the toilet in public bathrooms. I don’t need to see your insides.
4) Math.
5) How Cesar Millan can train the worst dogs yet I can’t get Roxy to shut the fuck...
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Episode 2: I Vow to be a Trashy Whore
The episode opens with one of the chicks saying, “I’m a little sad Gia is gone. Note to self, don’t show your Va JJ on national television.” Sage advice.
For today’s challenge, the girls have to write some wedding vows for a faux wedding to Bret and give him a gift. That’s not creepy AT ALL. The bitches get on the bus and head to Indianapolis. God, poor Indiana....
truck filled with douche bags kills girl
Someone’s standing in the middle of the road and there’s a giant truck coming straight at them. They can’t see the truck because they’re blinded by the sun. They’re unaware of the fact that the sun is very dangerous with it’s UV rays because they’re just enjoying the warm weather.
I’m on the side of the road just watching all this. I have some...
twofour
I’m hung the frick over.
I’ve got bruises all over my legs.
My body is sore.
And, I’m pretty sure my insides are corroded.
What I’m saying is, I had a great birthday party.
I can’t imagine being married. I just can’t. Maybe it’s because I’ve never really been close. I’ve never lived with a man that wasn’t gay or just a friend. I’ve never dated someone longer than a couple of years.
I don’t think I will ever get married. Mainly, because I don’t believe in it. I think marriage is crap and sucks the life out of you....
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My god. Are you seriously that fucking irresponsible and stupid?
You don’t even have the decency to show up. I have to do everything. I’m not even the one that got US into this mess yet I have to clean it up. You’re off doing god knows what, having a jolly ole time whilst I have to go to court and try to fix your fuck up. Do you even realize what a horrible person you are?...
I'm gonna need you to hold me back cause I'm...