January 2009
8 posts
no maps
I’ve strayed. I’ve forgotten what is important because I’ve been so consumed with other, fleeting things. I’m back on the right path. I’m extremely happy that my other half will be here to pull my head outta the clouds and remind me of what’s important in life. Who’s important. If you think you’re gonna steer me off the path, you’re...
I must have stepped into some sort time machine that transported me back to 2007.
Sometimes, I wanna put on my goddamn running shoes and RUN THE FUCK AWAY. But, instead I just let everyone point their fucking fingers at me because if I ran, I’d just fall on my face and probably bleed to death. It’s okay, I suppose. I lived through it once with fists up and venom in my mouth. If...
Hmmm. I find it completely disrespectful and in poor taste to blatantly flirt with someone who is already taken. More appalling is when said person is in a relationship as well.
bitches in stitches
I couldn’t get my juice open. I’m a fucktard and thought using a knife to pry it open was a good idea. It wasn’t. The knife slipped and cut my hand in between my thumb and pointer finger.
I saw my fucking hand fat just before it started gushing blood. I panicked. Blood and I aren’t friends. Anyway, I had to go to the ER and get two stitches. I’m so hardcore.
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episode 3: Boyfriend Gate
The chicks are headed the frick outta Indiana and are now onto Champagne, Illinois. Oh, my god, I like totally LOVE champagne! I already wanna die….
Just like that last two seasons the girls are gonna play roller derby with a stupid fucking doll. Only this one is on ice. Complete with nippage. Oh, Bret, you sneaky lil devil. Speaking of the devil…..Lacey from season one is in this...
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"I woke up this morning with a piece of past...
A year ago, things were completely different.
I was a mess. I had such a huge ache in my heart that most days I couldn’t even breathe. I slept far too much and when I was awake, I walked around like a zombie. I couldn’t bear to venture outside the walls of my apartment out of fear that I would see what he left me for. I had never been so full of hate and depression in my entire life....
fuck.
I’m an emotional retard.
I should probably be taken out back and shot.
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Episode 1: If the Bus is a Knockin’...
Yep. Another season of Bret Micheals lookin’ for love in groupies and slutbags. I’m SURE this time he’ll meet his soulmate. I just have a feeling. This time, he’s on tour so he’s taking all the bitches with him. I bet there won’t be one catfight amoung those 20 girls on those little tour buses.
The episode opens with all the women in Kentucky. How fitting. The...