it's just mathematics.: Archive

Anonymous asked: i still like your blog, but it was better when you were pissed all the time. but thats selfish of me. as much as i miss your witty rants im glad youre happy.

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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I'm just going to say it.

The majority* of people I’ve met from a particular town here in KS are fucked up in ways my mind can’t even wrap around. Legit, my mind cannot fathom these people and how they treat one another and humans in general. And, I get, I grew up in a trashy small town where there was literally nothing to do but, jesus god. How you all do not have VD and multiple children with your ex’s...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Merry eX-mas

What the hell? Indicated from their missed calls times; 1016a and 120a, I can tell you that ex #1 had some sort of bad dream about me and woke up feeling like shit because he actually felt something other than stupidity and hate and wanted to call and make sure I wasn’t actually dead or pregnant. I’m not. Ex #2 had some sort of bad alcohol and started to think about the past and...

Dec 26th

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“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”

– Marilyn Monroe

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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things that currently make me happy/giddy/excited:

-The great belated birthday gift I just received from my father’s lady friend. Animal print gloves and scarf. Animal print seriously gives me a huge boner. -Hot chocolate. Everyday, all day. I legit live off this shit and crave it like an addict. -My man friend. I mean, we ate gummy bears and kettle korn for dinner last night whilst watching I Survived. <3 Plus, I always catch him...

Dec 24th

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Kevin Devine- Splitting Up Christmas So adorable...

Dec 22nd

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I mean, gorillas are precious when they’re holding the tiny kitten and petting it and snuggling it. Aww. How could anyone be so afraid of this gentle giant? I mean, it’s nuzzling a kitten! Yeah, well wait til you grab that kitten from it’s hands. That fucking beast goes crazy and starts pounding on the cage and throwing it’s own shit. It’ll rip your goddamn throat out...

Dec 22nd

“Hey, you don’t seem to be on fb much anymore. Are you still dating that...”

– my mother, not joking at all

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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I hate when people say,

“At least you have someone now.” As if that lessens the sting of betrayal.

Dec 21st

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

“Your total is 6924. Story of my life!”

– I’m funny, goddamit.

Dec 11th

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Dec 10th

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I really can’t wait for this winter bullshit to be done with. I want warm weather to come back to me. It doesn’t even have to be 90 degrees, even though I’d love that too. I want to wear tank tops and short shorts. I wanna go swimming. I wanna sweat and sleep naked. Winter is a fucking cunt. I’m tired of dressing like Ally Sheedy already.

Dec 10th

spookular asked: Whoa, in that last picture, where on earth did you get that shirt? It's so hot!

Dec 10th

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