February 2011
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livingrottingfailure-deactivate asked: pleaase tell me how to do the google analytics stuff! now i wanna know who looks at mine.
Anonymous asked: aren't you curious to know who checks your blog from birmingham, uk? i too check it almost daily hehehe
I'm still curious as to who lurks my Tumblr in...
You check it everyday.
January 2011
72 posts
let's get one thing straight
Being an arrogant asshole is never okay.You live in Lawrence, Kansas. You’re not famous, you’re not cutting edge and you’re not cool. Especially, when I’ve seen you reduced to tears by a 110 pound girl after she’s slapped the shit out of you. Get over yourself.
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myromanticmusings:
Oops Oh My | Tweet ft. Missy...
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Anonymous asked: That no way yes way makes it look like she wants butt sex. So if you want to spend $60 to make people think you like/want butt sex...then yes way get it.
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Yesterday, I said the best thing to happen to me...
Nah, bitches, it’s Google Analytics.
Sidenote: Who the hell is reading this from Spring, Texas? Or Canada? Or the UK? Who are you people? And, hello!
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I'm going to talk about saying I love you for the...
I’ve said I love you to 6 boys in my entire life. I really only meant it 3 times though. Well, I thought I meant it at the time but now that I’m older and wiser, I realize that I wasn’t in love with half these fools, I just thought I was.
I honestly don’t remember saying I love you for the first time to the first 2 guys. I was in high school and had no concept of what...
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We've mutually agreed we don't like who each other...
And, we miss who we used to be.
I installed an active user counter thingy (I think that’s the technical term, guys) on this blog that tracks when people are looking at my Tumblr in real time, and it always surprises me when I come to it and there are other ‘users’ looking at it too. It also astonishes me how many views I get in a day. Like, who the fuck looks at this shit? It’s probably my mother…
mchakrabarti asked: your blog amuses me greatly. it makes me wish i knew you better. you tell shit like it is, and i appreciate that. ...this isn't a question. Is that ok?
“hello everybody, I am fucking drink at PATTY house and funcking dont’ know...”
– my mother’s current Facebook status
Konichiwa joellabella! You are my 100th follower!
robynappreciationblog:
To the rest of you who have been following this blog over the past few weeks. Hello! Welcome! Hej! Välkomna!
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It took me six months to show my face there again.
But, I did it. And, I did it lookin’ oh so flyyyy.
I thought I needed copious amounts of alcohol and and a stellar outfit to handle the situation but I coulda did that shit sober in a fucking paper sack and still made it out on top.
I don’t like using the term ‘the girl who stole my boyfriend’ because I’m 26 and I think I’m too old to be saying such things....
curiousity kills the cat and the ego
Probably coulda went without seeing that.
I’ve started giving myself a pep talk that will last well into the early morning hours of Saturday. If I can go and not drink myself into a fit of rage and rip someone’s giant schnauz off, it’ll be a successful night.
Anonymous asked: Is that your real hair or a weave?
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I’ve known him since we were 11 years old and ever since then, we’ve either dated or been friends. We dated very briefly our senior year but we had a very dramatic and bad break up and stopped speaking. I moved away right after graduation and he got married and joined the army. We eventually began speaking again after his tour in Iraq was over and he got divorced. A few years ago, he...
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So, as previously stated, I'm on staycation.
This one is bound to have a better outcome since the last one had me in my underwear hiding in a bathroom with a knife and my dog.
I’ll need to keep myself busy in order not to go insane and keep myself outta trouble. Here’s my staycation plan:
1) Luckily for me, my dear sweet boyfriend has 3 whole days off to spend with me. These days will probably be filled with TV, cuddles, food...
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theeye-mote-deactivated20110721 asked: adore your writing style!
Anonymous asked: I don't care what anyone says, your tom's rant was amazing. killer. that's not a question, sorry.
Anonymous asked: I love your blog. Follow your dreams!
makemefeelsumthing asked: joellabella, you are THE new anti-hero. Love reading your tongue lashings. I think we may be twins separated at birth, but you were given all the writing ability in the family.
I'm sorry but you're banging my ex, I have to...
Anonymous asked: Suck on my TOMS bitch.
gloctorwho asked: I love how you assume that anyone that wears TOMS are new age hippies. And so it's wrong for us to want to help people in Africa by getting them shoes? Oh I'm sorry if buying someone else a pair of shoes isn't going to end world hunger, or prevent AIDS from spreading. If you're going to hate on something, at least make it something worth while..