February 2012
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Sometimes seeing a former friend is worse than...
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That feeling you get when you see a picture of someone you once cared for, but haven’t spoken to or seen in quite some time and you look at them and they’re a stranger. You feel completely detached and you have no emotions towards them; positive or negative. You can barely recall your life together and they’ve just become some faint and distance memory.
It’s probably one...
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Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is...
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide (via boybitch)
It's a real burn, being right so often.: I hope... →
jenip42:
I hope they learn to enjoy their bodies, both alone and with others, without mortgaging their dignity, principles, or health. I hope they never view their bodies as disgusting, but take pleasure in what their bodies can do, both sexually and in their every day lives. I hope that they view their…
Anonymous asked: *you'd (or "you had") better use correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar
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What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?: I married a Nice Man,... →
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Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve…
Ugh, I'm so glad we're not friends anymore.
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more like Goodwon't
Today, whilst leaving my local Goodwill, a family approached the front doors as I was walking out. Naturally, I held the door open for them. The mother proceeded to use the door I wasn’t holding open and the father, who was carrying a car seat with a baby in it and a diaper bag, used the door I held open. An older woman with them thanked me with a smile and I turned around to say your...
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I bet you’d be rock star birther. You’d look great while doing it,...
– my friend Morgan on the topic of labor
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I'll be so happy when I no longer live in a small...
I cannot stand living in this town during football and basketball season. It’s like the whole town revolves around this shit. Like I’m living in my own version of Friday Night Lights.
I can’t find a parking spot downtown or even on my own street. The neighbors are screaming at their TV. Drunk idiots will fill the street immediately after the game in their fucking KU apparel....
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Curious as to why you troll my ask box when we...
Unless you’re attempting to apologize.
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list of things to shut the fuck up about:
1) Money. Talking about money is tacky as fuck. Even more tacky is whipping out the money in your wallet and counting it in front of people. I don’t care if you are poor or rich, just shut up about it. I don’t care to hear the exact amount of money you’re getting back on your taxes. Good for you. I don’t care to hear about how you can’t afford a meal at Olive Garden....
I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more...
– (via littlelightx)