I’ll be so happy when I no longer live in a small college town.

I cannot stand living in this town during football and basketball season. It’s like the whole town revolves around this shit. Like I’m living in my own version of Friday Night Lights.

I can’t find a parking spot downtown or even on my own street. The neighbors are screaming at their TV. Drunk idiots will fill the street immediately after the game in their fucking KU apparel. Girls will start wooing. 

Get me outta this fucking town. Seriously.