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Today, whilst leaving my local Goodwill, a family approached the front doors as I was walking out. Naturally, I held the door open for them. The mother proceeded to use the door I wasn’t holding open and the father, who was carrying a car seat with a baby in it and a diaper bag, used the door I held open. An older woman with them thanked me with a smile and I turned around to say your welcome and the mother said, “Really?!” to the the father. I thought this was odd behavior but just guessed she was the insane jealous type….

I was about 6 feet from my car when I heard someone yell, “Ma’am!” and I turned around to see the mother half way between myself and the store entrance. “I didn’t appreciate that.” 

“What?”

By this time, a woman in a fucking Hoveround stops to watch because this is the fucking circus at this point.

“You holding the door open for my boyfriend.”

“Are you out of your mind?” I asked. Because really that was the only logical explanation.

“No. He’s my boyfriend and I will hold the door open for him. You’re gonna get your ass beat!” And then she proceeded to flip me off.

I just walked back to my car because this was all way too white trash even for me. As I’m sitting in my car getting ready to leave, the family comes out of Goodwill like their whole shopping trip was ruined by me holding the door open.

Good god, white trash, get your fucking shit straight. Holding the door open is a sign of politeness because I was raised correctly not because I wanna bang your unattractive, overweight baby daddy. Bitch, please. I am not here to cater to your insecurities about baby weight.